
TODAY'S FUCKING SPECIALS
Updated 6/16
SOUP BITCH'S SPECIAL
Roasted Tomato and Red Pepper $4.95 (Vegan)
Served with oyster crackers
DOG OF THE WEEK
Mediterranean Dog $6.95
An all beef dog topped with hummus and hot cherry pepper relish
Served on a New England style buttered and toasted bun with choice of side.
Suggested beer: Sierra Kellerweiss
MORE SPECIALS!!
Basket of Fried Plantains $6.95
Fresh sliced ripe plantains lightly fried. Served with a Caribbean ketchup for dipping.
Suggested beer: Mystic Saison
Basket of Sweet Chili Wings $9.95
Formerly known as gangnam style wings. Lightly fried wings tossed in a sweet chili sauce.
Suggested beer: The Tap Berliner Weisse
Buff Chicken Balls $4.95
These lightly fried balls are oozing with spicy cheese and chicken
Served with a side of our chiptole rance dressing.
Suggested beer: Labatt Blue
The BLT $8.95
Apple wood smoked crispy bacon, lettuce, tomatoes and garlic aioli on texas toast.
Served with a choice of a side. Add other stuff like avocado or cheese for addition charges.
Suggested beer: Notch Saison
Turkey Lomito $9.95
Sliced turkey breast, salami, provolone, avocado and garlic mustard aioli all served up on toasted french bread with lettuce and tomato. Served with your choice of a side.
Suggested beer: Ipswich Original Ale
VEGGIE OF THE DAY!!($3)
Sauteed Baby Spinach in olive oil, garlic, lemon and seasonings
“TALES OF ORDINARY MADNESS”
OUR EXTRAORDINARY MENU IS NOW
$6.99 FOR Each DISH AFTER MIDNIGHT**
KITCHEN OPEN TILL 1AM SUN-WED AND 1:30 THUR-SAT
*EXCLUDING SPECIALS
*UPCHARGED ITEMS STILL APPLY
DON’T FORGET ABOUT TACO TUESDAY!
ASK YOUR SERVER FOR THIS WEEKS SELECTION OF TACOS!
STARTERS
BASKET OF TATER TOTS…………………………………………………………………………………………$6
LIGHTLY FRIED TATER TOTS SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPOTLE MAYO.
SWEET POTATO FRIES……………………………………………………………………………………………………$7.25
A BASKET OF CRISPY SWEET POTATO FRIES SERVED WITH HONEY DIJON-HORSERADISH SAUCE.
WHITE TRASH CHEESE DIP………………………………………………………………………………………… $9.25
A WARM CONCOCTION OF AMERICAN CHEESE, GREEN CHILIS, JALAPENOS, DICED TOMATOES, AND DICED ONIONS. SERVED TOPPED WITH TOMATOES AND SCALLIONS AND FRESH CORN TORTILLA CHIPS.
MOZZARELLA STICKS……………………………………………………………………………………………$5
MOZZARELLA STICKS FRIED GOLDEN BROWN AND SERVED WITH HOMEMADE MARINARA
CHICKEN TENDERS……………………………………………………………………………………………………………$11.75
LIGHTLY BREADED & DEEP-FRIED TENDERS TOSSED IN YOUR CHOICE OF BUFFALO OR BBQ SAUCE, OR PLAIN. SERVED WITH CARROTS, CELERY, AND BLEU CHEESE DRESSING
CHICKEN OR PULLED PORK QUESADILLA………………………………………………………………$12
DICED TOMATOES, MELTED CHEDDAR AND MOZZARELLA CHEESES AND YOUR CHOICE OF GRILLED CHICKEN OR PULLED PORK IN A CRISP FLOUR TORTILLA DRIZZLED WITH SOUR CREAM, TOPPED WITH SCALLIONS AND SERVED WITH A SIDE OF SALSA.
THREE BEAN CHILI……………………………………………………………………………………………………………$8.75
A WARM BOWL OF GLUTEN FREE THREE BEAN CHILI TOPPED WITH SCALLIONS AND SERVED WITH OYSTER CRACKERS.
ADD SHREDDED CHEDDAR FOR $1
WHITE TRASH POUTINE TOTS PLATE……………………………………………………………………$10
A BIG PLATE OF LIGHTLY FRIED TATER TOTS SMOTHERED WITH OUR SPICY CHEESE SAUCE, BEEF GRAVY AND SCALLIONS. WARNING: YOU WILL BE ADDICTED TO THESE!!
HANK’S ARRAY OF DOGS & SANDWICHES
EVERYTHING SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF FRENCH FRIES, POTATO CHIPS, TANGY COLESLAW OR HOMEMADE MASHED POTATOES. YOU MAY SUBSTITUTE A SIDE SALAD OR DAILY VEGETABLE FOR $2.00.
(SORRY, SWEET POTATO FRIES ARE NOT AN OPTION!!!)
ALL HOT DOG SELECTIONS ARE AVAILABLE VEGGIE STYLE AT NO EXTRA CHARGE.
BUKOWSKI MAD DOG…………………………………………………………………………………………………$5.75
A SIX INCH ALL BEEF HOT DOG ON A BUTTERED TOASTED BUN.
ADD A SECOND DOG FOR $3
CHILI CHEESE MAD DOG……………………………………………………………………………………………………$8.95
A MAD DOG, TOPPED WITH 3 BEAN VEGETABLE CHILI AND SHREDDED CHEDDAR CHEESE, ON A BUTTERED TOASTED BUN.
ADD A SECOND DOG FOR $3.
PULLED PORK SANDWICH………………………………………………………………………………………………$10
TENDER BEER BRAISED PULLED PORK SMOTHERED IN OUR BOURBON BBQ SAUCE, TOPPED WITH SPICY COLESLAW AND SERVED ON TEXAS TOAST.
TURKEY SWISS MELT…………………………………………………………………………………………… $10
SLICES OF HONEY GLAZED TURKEY GRILLED AND TOPPED WITH SWISS CHEESE, LETTUCE AND TOMATO SERVED ON TOASTED SOURDOUGH WITH CHIPOTLE MAYO.
STEAK BOMB………………………………………………………………………$11
SAUTEED SHAVED STEAK SMOTHERED IN OUR WHITE TRASH CHEESE DIP WITH ROASTED RED PEPPERS IN A TOASTED BAGUETTE.
BRATWURST SANDWICH…………………………………………………………… $10
A BRAT GRILLED TO ORDER TOPPED WITH OUR WHOLE GRAIN BEER MUSTARD AND SAUERKRAUT ON A TOASTED ROLL. NOTE: MUSTARD IS ON BRAT!!
VEGETARIAN MEATBALL SANDWICH…………………………………………………………………………………$11.25
TOASTED BAGUETTE FILLED WITH EGGPLANT “MEATBALLS” TOPPED WITH HOMEMADE MARINARA & MELTED MOZZARELLA CHEESE.
GOURMET GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH…………………………………………………………………………… $10.25
MELTED HAVARTI CHEESE, AND SLICED TOMATOES BETWEEN TOASTED SOURDOUGH BREAD.
ADD BACON OR AVOCADO FOR AN ADDITIONAL $1.25 each.
HANKS GRILLED CHICKEN SANDWICH…………………………………………………………………………………$11
A MARINATED 6oz BREAST GRILLED TO ORDER WITH MELTED SWISS, CRISPY BACON, CHIPOTLE MAYO, LETTUCE AND TOMATO ON TEXAS TOAST.
CHICKEN CAESAR WRAP………………………………………………………………………………………………………………$10
GRILLED CHICKEN, PARMESAN CHEESE, GARLIC CROUTONS, CAESAR DRESSING AND ROMAINE LETTUCE WRAPPED UP IN A LARGE FLOUR TORTILLA.
CHINASKI SPECIALS
EACH DAY, HENRY CREATES A FRESH BATCH OF SOUP AND A FEW SPECIAL ITEMS.
CHECK THE BACK OF THE DRAFT LIST FOR TODAYS F*#@ING SPECIALS.
SOUP BITCH’S SPECIAL…………………………………………………………………………MARKET PRICE
CHECK THE FUCKING SPECIALS LIST TO SEE WHAT THE SOUP BITCH CAME UP WITH THIS TIME
CAESAR SALAD…………………………………………………………………………………………$8.75
ROMAINE LETTUCE, PARMESAN CHEESE, AND GARLIC CROUTONS ALL TOSSED WITH CAESAR DRESSING. (ADD CHICKEN FOR $3 EXTRA)
MAC & CHEESE………………………………………………………………………………………………………………$12.25
CAVATAPPI PASTA SMOTHERED IN OUR HOUSEMADE CHEDDAR, SWISS, BLUE CHEESE AND MOZARELLA CHEESE SAUCE TOPPED WITH PARMESAN CHEESE AND SERVED WITH A SIDE OF BUTTERED TOAST.
HAVE IT WITH CHICKEN, BACON, OR BROCCOLI FOR $2 each.
BURGERS
BURGERS ARE SERVED ON A TOASTED EGG BUN WITH LETTUCE, SLICED TOMATO & PICKLE.
OUR SIX OZ. GRILLED ANGUS BEEF STEAK BURGERS* ARE ALSO AVAILABLE AS TURKEY OR VEGGIE PATTY.
EVERY BURGER IS SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF FRENCH FRIES, POTATO CHIPS, TANGY COLESLAW OR HOMEMADE MASHED POTATOES. YOU MAY SUBSTITUTE A SIDE SALAD OR DAILY VEGETABLE FOR $2.00 EXTRA.
(SORRY, SWEET POTATO FRIES ARE NOT AN OPTION!!!)
BARFLY BURGER………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………$9.25
BURGER. NOTHING BUT THE BASIC FRILLS.
WITH AGED CHEDDAR OR SWISS………………………………………………………………………………………$10.25
CALIFORNIA BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………$11.75
TOPPED WITH AGED WHITE CHEDDAR, BACON AND FRESH AVOCADO.
BACON & BLEU BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………………$10.75
TOPPED WITH BLEU CHEESE CRUMBLES AND CRISP BACON.
BARBEQUE BACON BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………$10.75
TOPPED WITH AGED CHEDDAR, BACON AND OUR BOURBON BBQ SAUCE.
HANGOVER HELPER BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………$11
TOPPPED WITH AGED CHEDDAR, BACON CHIPOTLE MAYO AND A FRIED EGG.
PEANUT BUTTER BURGER……………………………………………………………………………$10.75
TOPPED WITH CRUNCHY OR SMOOTH PEANUT BUTTER. TRUST US IT’S GOOD.
ADD SOME BACON FOR $1.25
CHILI CHEDDAR BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………………$10.75
TOPPED WITH THREE BEAN VEGGIE CHILI AND MELTED CHEDDAR CHEESE.
REU-BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………$10
TOPPED WITH SAUERKRAUT, SWISS CHEESE AND THOUSAND ISLAND DRESSING.
HOUSEMADE TURKEY BURGER………………………………………………………………………………$12
TOPPED WITH HAVARTI CHEESE, CRISPY BACON, BOOM BOOM SAUCE AND FRESH AVOCADO.
*BURGERS ARE COOKED TO ORDER. CONSUMING RAW OR UNDERCOOKED MEAT MAY
INCREASE YOUR RISK OF FOOD BORNE ILLNESS.*