TODAY’S FUCKING SPECIALS
Updated 11/18/14

SOUP BITCH’S SPECIAL

Roasted Red Pepper Vegan Soup $4.95

HOT DOG OF THE WEEK

Bacon Blue Dog! $7.95
  A dog wrapped in apple wood smoked bacon tupped with chunky blue cheese dressing on a buttered toasted New England style bun. Served with choice of side.
Suggested beer: Downeast Cranberry

MORE SPECIALS!!

Fried Buffalo Chicken Raviolis $6.95
Lightly fried panko-breaded pasta filled with buffalo style chicken goodness. You choose the sauce you like – blue cheese, spicy ranch, or warm marinara.
Suggested beer: Notch Session Pils

Turkey Swiss Melt  $11.95
Try a little boat of our tasty fried beer battered peppers. Served with 1000 island dressing.Sliced honey smoked turkey, swiss cheese, and chipotle mayo on sourdough with lettuce and tomato. Served with choice of side.
Suggested beer: Jack’s Abby Ham on Rye

Mushroom Flatbread Pizza  $10.95
Grilled flatbread topped with tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and fried portobello mushrooms.
Suggested beer: Weihenstephan Hefeweizen

Chicken Parm Tenderwich $11.95
Fresh lightly fried chicken tenderloins smothered with marinara and melted mozzarella cheese. Served on a toasted baguette with your choice of side.
Suggested beer: Coronado Red

VEGGIE OF THE DAY!!
Brussel Sprouts sautéed in a sweet Chili sauce.

*TALES OF ORDINARY MADNESS* Chef has gone crazy. Our extraordinary menu is now inordinately cheap. EVERY night after midnight! Come in for late night food when EVERYTHING on our regular menu is only $5.99! KITCHEN OPEN TILL 1AM SUN-WED AND 1:30 THUR-SAT *EXCLUDING SPECIALS *UPCHARGED ITEMS STILL APPLY

DON’T FORGET ABOUT TACO TUESDAY! ASK YOUR SERVER FOR THIS WEEKS SELECTION OF TACOS!

CHINASKI SPECIALS

EACH DAY, HENRY CREATES A FRESH BATCH OF SOUP AND A FEW SPECIAL ITEMS. CHECK THE BACK OF THE DRAFT LIST FOR TODAY’S F*#@ING SPECIALS.

  SOUP BITCH’S SPECIAL……………………………………………………………MARKET PRICE CHECK THE FUCKING SPECIALS LIST TO SEE WHAT THE SOUP BITCH CAME UP WITH THIS TIME (V) CAESAR SALAD……………………………………………………………………………………$8.75 ROMAINE LETTUCE, PARMESAN CHEESE, AND GARLIC CROUTONS ALL TOSSED WITH CAESAR DRESSING. (ADD CHICKEN FOR $3 EXTRA) (V)  MAC & CHEESE……………………………………………………………………….$12.95 CAVATAPPI PASTA SMOTHERED IN OUR HOUSEMADE CHEDDAR, SWISS, BLUE CHEESE AND MOZARELLA CHEESE SAUCE TOPPED WITH PARMESAN CHEESE AND SERVED WITH A SIDE OF BUTTERED TOAST. HAVE IT WITH CHICKEN, BACON, OR BROCCOLI FOR $2 each.

HANK’S ARRAY DOGS & SANDWICHES

EVERYTHING SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF FRENCH FRIES, POTATO CHIPS, TANGY COLESLAW OR HOMEMADE MASHED POTATOES. YOU MAY SUBSTITUTE A SIDE SALAD OR DAILY VEGETABLE FOR $2.00.

(SORRY, SWEET POTATO FRIES OR TOTS ARE NOT AN OPTION!!!)

ALL HOT DOG SELECTIONS ARE AVAILABLE VEGGIE STYLE AT NO EXTRA CHARGE.

BUKOWSKI MAD DOG…………………………………………………………………………………………………$5.75 A SIX INCH ALL BEEF HOT DOG ON A BUTTERED TOASTED BUN. ADD A SECOND DOG FOR $3 CHILI CHEESE MAD DOG……………………………………………………………………………………………………$8.95 A MAD DOG, TOPPED WITH 3 BEAN VEGETABLE CHILI AND SHREDDED CHEDDAR CHEESE, ON A BUTTERED TOASTED BUN. ADD A SECOND DOG FOR $3. PULLED PORK SANDWICH………………………………………………………………………………………………$10 TENDER BEER BRAISED PULLED PORK SMOTHERED IN OUR BOURBON BBQ SAUCE, TOPPED WITH SPICY COLESLAW AND SERVED ON TEXAS TOAST. TURKEY SWISS MELT…………………………………………………………………………………………… $10 SLICES OF HONEY GLAZED TURKEY GRILLED AND TOPPED WITH SWISS CHEESE, LETTUCE AND TOMATO SERVED ON TOASTED SOURDOUGH WITH CHIPOTLE MAYO. STEAK BOMB………………………………………………………………………$11 SAUTEED SHAVED STEAK SMOTHERED IN OUR WHITE TRASH CHEESE DIP WITH ROASTED RED PEPPERS IN A TOASTED BAGUETTE. THE ITALIAN JOB………………………………………………………………………$11 A WARM BAGUETTE STUFFED WITH CAPICOLA, SALAMI, MORTADELLA, PROVONE, TOMATOES, LETTUCE, PICKLES AND RED ONION TOPPED WITH AN HERB VINAIGRETTE AND CHERRY PEPPER RELISH. VEGETARIAN MEATBALL SANDWICH…………………………………………………………………………………$11.25 TOASTED BAGUETTE FILLED WITH EGGPLANT “MEATBALLS” TOPPED WITH HOMEMADE MARINARA & MELTED MOZZARELLA CHEESE. GOURMET GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH……………………………………………………………………………$10.25 MELTED HAVARTI CHEESE, AND SLICED TOMATOES  BETWEEN TOASTED SOURDOUGH BREAD. ADD BACON OR AVOCADO FOR AN ADDITIONAL $1.25 each. HANKS GRILLED CHICKEN SANDWICH…………………………………………………………………………………$11 A MARINATED 6oz BREAST GRILLED TO ORDER WITH MELTED SWISS, CRISPY BACON, CHIPOTLE MAYO, LETTUCE AND TOMATO ON TEXAS TOAST. CHICKEN CAESAR WRAP………………………………………………………………………………………………………………$10 GRILLED CHICKEN, PARMESAN CHEESE, GARLIC CROUTONS, CAESAR DRESSING AND ROMAINE LETTUCE WRAPPED UP IN A LARGE FLOUR TORTILLA. THE SALAMI CUBAN………………………………………………………………………………………………………………$12 PULLED PORK, HONEY HAM, SALAMI, MELTED SWISS CHEESE, AND PICKLES ON TOASTED FRENCH BREAD.WITH OUR SPECIAL SPICY SAUCE.

STARTERS

BASKET OF TATER TOTS…………………………………………………………………………………………$6 LIGHTLY FRIED TATER TOTS SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPOTLE MAYO. SWEET POTATO FRIES……………………………………………………………………………………………………$7.25 A BASKET OF CRISPY SWEET POTATO FRIES SERVED WITH HONEY DIJON-HORSERADISH SAUCE. WHITE TRASH CHEESE DIP………………………………………………………………………………………… $9.25 A WARM CONCOCTION OF AMERICAN CHEESE, GREEN CHILIS, JALAPENOS, DICED TOMATOES, AND DICED ONIONS.  SERVED TOPPED WITH TOMATOES AND SCALLIONS AND FRESH CORN TORTILLA CHIPS. BUFFALO CHICKEN BALLS………………………………………………………………………………………… $5 THESE LIGHTLY FRIED BALLS ARE OOZING WITH SPICY CHEESES AND CHICKEN. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPOTLE RANCH. FOR DIPPING. CHICKEN TENDERS……………………………………………………………………………………………………………$11.75 LIGHTLY BREADED & DEEP-FRIED TENDERS TOSSED IN YOUR CHOICE OF BUFFALO OR BBQ SAUCE, OR PLAIN. SERVED WITH CARROTS, CELERY, AND BLEU CHEESE DRESSING CHICKEN OR PULLED PORK QUESADILLA………………………………………………………………$12 DICED TOMATOES, MELTED CHEDDAR AND MOZZARELLA CHEESES AND YOUR CHOICE OF GRILLED CHICKEN OR PULLED PORK  IN A CRISP FLOUR  TORTILLA DRIZZLED WITH SOUR CREAM, TOPPED WITH SCALLIONS AND SERVED WITH A SIDE OF SALSA. THREE BEAN CHILI……………………………………………………………………………………………………………$8.75 A WARM BOWL OF GLUTEN FREE THREE BEAN CHILI TOPPED WITH SCALLIONS AND SERVED WITH OYSTER CRACKERS. ADD SHREDDED CHEDDAR FOR $1 WHITE TRASH POUTINE TOTS PLATE……………………………………………………………………$10 A BIG PLATE OF LIGHTLY FRIED TATER TOTS SMOTHERED WITH OUR SPICY CHEESE SAUCE, BEEF GRAVY AND SCALLIONS. WARNING: YOU WILL BE ADDICTED TO THESE!!

BURGERS

BURGERS ARE SERVED ON A TOASTED EGG BUN WITH LETTUCE, SLICED TOMATO & PICKLE.

OUR SIX OZ. GRILLED ANGUS BEEF STEAK BURGERS* ARE ALSO AVAILABLE AS TURKEY OR VEGGIE PATTY.

EVERY BURGER IS SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF FRENCH FRIES, POTATO CHIPS, TANGY COLESLAW OR HOMEMADE MASHED POTATOES. YOU MAY SUBSTITUTE A SIDE SALAD OR DAILY VEGETABLE FOR $2.00 EXTRA. 

(SORRY, SWEET POTATO FRIES ARE NOT AN OPTION!!!)

BARFLY BURGER………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………$9.25 BURGER. NOTHING BUT THE BASIC FRILLS. WITH AGED CHEDDAR OR SWISS………………………………………………………………………………………$10.25 CALIFORNIA BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………$11.75 TOPPED WITH AGED WHITE CHEDDAR, BACON AND FRESH AVOCADO. BACON & BLEU BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………………$10.75 TOPPED WITH BLEU CHEESE CRUMBLES AND CRISP BACON. BARBEQUE BACON BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………$10.75 TOPPED WITH AGED CHEDDAR, BACON AND OUR BOURBON BBQ SAUCE. PEANUT BUTTER BURGER……………………………………………………………………………$10.75 TOPPED WITH CRUNCHY OR SMOOTH PEANUT BUTTER. TRUST US IT’S GOOD. ADD SOME BACON FOR $1.25 CHILI CHEDDAR BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………………$10.75 TOPPED WITH THREE BEAN VEGGIE CHILI AND MELTED CHEDDAR CHEESE. REU-BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………$10 TOPPED WITH SAUERKRAUT, SWISS CHEESE AND THOUSAND ISLAND DRESSING. HOUSEMADE TURKEY BURGER………………………………………………………………………………$12 TOPPED WITH HAVARTI CHEESE, CRISPY BACON, BOOM BOOM SAUCE AND FRESH AVOCADO.

*BURGERS ARE COOKED TO ORDER. CONSUMING RAW OR UNDERCOOKED MEAT MAY INCREASE YOUR RISK OF FOOD BORNE ILLNESS.*