TODAY’S FUCKING SPECIALS
Updated 12/17/14

SOUP BITCH’S SPECIAL

Tomato Soup & Half a Grilled Cheese $7.95

HOT DOG OF THE WEEK

The Footlong Mac and Cheese Dog! $7.95
An all beef hotdog grilled  and topped with our homemade mac and cheese. Served on a buttered and toasted New England style bun with choice of side.
Suggested beer: Unita Hoodoo Kolsch

MORE SPECIALS!!

Two Pretzels instead of one!  $9.95
Salted and buttered soft pretzels with house made beer mustard & our white trash cheese dip for smothering.
Suggested beer: Weihenstephan Hefeweizen

The Real Deal Meatball Sub $10.95
Delicious balls o’ meat and goodies smothered in marinara and topped with melted provolone.
Suggested beer: Riverwalk Winter Porter

Poutine Tenders $11.95
Our famous chicken tenders all fancied up with gravy and cheese dip right on top of them… you know you want it.
Suggested beer: Jack’s Abby Ham on Rye

The Spicy Ranch Tenderwich $10.95
Fresh lightly fried chicken tenderloins smothered with our homemade spicy ranch dressing. Served on a toasted baguette with lettuce, tomatoes, and your choice of a side.
Suggested beer: Notch Left of the dial

VEGGIE OF THE DAY!!
Roasted Butternut Squash

*TALES OF ORDINARY MADNESS* Chef has gone crazy. Our extraordinary menu is now inordinately cheap. EVERY night after midnight! Come in for late night food when EVERYTHING on our regular menu is only $5.99! KITCHEN OPEN TILL 1AM SUN-WED AND 1:30 THUR-SAT *EXCLUDING SPECIALS *UPCHARGED ITEMS STILL APPLY

DON’T FORGET ABOUT TACO TUESDAY! ASK YOUR SERVER FOR THIS WEEKS SELECTION OF TACOS!

CHINASKI SPECIALS

EACH DAY, HENRY CREATES A FRESH BATCH OF SOUP AND A FEW SPECIAL ITEMS. CHECK THE BACK OF THE DRAFT LIST FOR TODAY’S F*#@ING SPECIALS.

  SOUP BITCH’S SPECIAL……………………………………………………………MARKET PRICE CHECK THE FUCKING SPECIALS LIST TO SEE WHAT THE SOUP BITCH CAME UP WITH THIS TIME (V) CAESAR SALAD……………………………………………………………………………………$8.75 ROMAINE LETTUCE, PARMESAN CHEESE, AND GARLIC CROUTONS ALL TOSSED WITH CAESAR DRESSING. (ADD CHICKEN FOR $3 EXTRA) (V)  MAC & CHEESE……………………………………………………………………….$12.95 CAVATAPPI PASTA SMOTHERED IN OUR HOUSEMADE CHEDDAR, SWISS, BLUE CHEESE AND MOZARELLA CHEESE SAUCE TOPPED WITH PARMESAN CHEESE AND SERVED WITH A SIDE OF BUTTERED TOAST. HAVE IT WITH CHICKEN, BACON, OR BROCCOLI FOR $2 each.

HANK’S ARRAY DOGS & SANDWICHES

EVERYTHING SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF FRENCH FRIES, POTATO CHIPS, TANGY COLESLAW OR HOMEMADE MASHED POTATOES. YOU MAY SUBSTITUTE A SIDE SALAD OR DAILY VEGETABLE FOR $2.00.

(SORRY, SWEET POTATO FRIES OR TOTS ARE NOT AN OPTION!!!)

ALL HOT DOG SELECTIONS ARE AVAILABLE VEGGIE STYLE AT NO EXTRA CHARGE.

BUKOWSKI MAD DOG…………………………………………………………………………………………………$5.75 A SIX INCH ALL BEEF HOT DOG ON A BUTTERED TOASTED BUN. ADD A SECOND DOG FOR $3 CHILI CHEESE MAD DOG……………………………………………………………………………………………………$8.95 A MAD DOG, TOPPED WITH 3 BEAN VEGETABLE CHILI AND SHREDDED CHEDDAR CHEESE, ON A BUTTERED TOASTED BUN. ADD A SECOND DOG FOR $3. PULLED PORK SANDWICH………………………………………………………………………………………………$10 TENDER BEER BRAISED PULLED PORK SMOTHERED IN OUR BOURBON BBQ SAUCE, TOPPED WITH SPICY COLESLAW AND SERVED ON TEXAS TOAST. TURKEY SWISS MELT…………………………………………………………………………………………… $10 SLICES OF HONEY GLAZED TURKEY GRILLED AND TOPPED WITH SWISS CHEESE, LETTUCE AND TOMATO SERVED ON TOASTED SOURDOUGH WITH CHIPOTLE MAYO. STEAK BOMB………………………………………………………………………$11 SAUTEED SHAVED STEAK SMOTHERED IN OUR WHITE TRASH CHEESE DIP WITH ROASTED RED PEPPERS IN A TOASTED BAGUETTE. THE ITALIAN JOB………………………………………………………………………$11 A WARM BAGUETTE STUFFED WITH CAPICOLA, SALAMI, MORTADELLA, PROVONE, TOMATOES, LETTUCE, PICKLES AND RED ONION TOPPED WITH AN HERB VINAIGRETTE AND CHERRY PEPPER RELISH. VEGETARIAN MEATBALL SANDWICH…………………………………………………………………………………$11.25 TOASTED BAGUETTE FILLED WITH EGGPLANT “MEATBALLS” TOPPED WITH HOMEMADE MARINARA & MELTED MOZZARELLA CHEESE. GOURMET GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH……………………………………………………………………………$10.25 MELTED HAVARTI CHEESE, AND SLICED TOMATOES  BETWEEN TOASTED SOURDOUGH BREAD. ADD BACON OR AVOCADO FOR AN ADDITIONAL $1.25 each. HANKS GRILLED CHICKEN SANDWICH…………………………………………………………………………………$11 A MARINATED 6oz BREAST GRILLED TO ORDER WITH MELTED SWISS, CRISPY BACON, CHIPOTLE MAYO, LETTUCE AND TOMATO ON TEXAS TOAST. CHICKEN CAESAR WRAP………………………………………………………………………………………………………………$10 GRILLED CHICKEN, PARMESAN CHEESE, GARLIC CROUTONS, CAESAR DRESSING AND ROMAINE LETTUCE WRAPPED UP IN A LARGE FLOUR TORTILLA. THE SALAMI CUBAN………………………………………………………………………………………………………………$12 PULLED PORK, HONEY HAM, SALAMI, MELTED SWISS CHEESE, AND PICKLES ON TOASTED FRENCH BREAD.WITH OUR SPECIAL SPICY SAUCE.

STARTERS

BASKET OF TATER TOTS…………………………………………………………………………………………$6 LIGHTLY FRIED TATER TOTS SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPOTLE MAYO. SWEET POTATO FRIES……………………………………………………………………………………………………$7.25 A BASKET OF CRISPY SWEET POTATO FRIES SERVED WITH HONEY DIJON-HORSERADISH SAUCE. WHITE TRASH CHEESE DIP………………………………………………………………………………………… $9.25 A WARM CONCOCTION OF AMERICAN CHEESE, GREEN CHILIS, JALAPENOS, DICED TOMATOES, AND DICED ONIONS.  SERVED TOPPED WITH TOMATOES AND SCALLIONS AND FRESH CORN TORTILLA CHIPS. BUFFALO CHICKEN BALLS………………………………………………………………………………………… $5 THESE LIGHTLY FRIED BALLS ARE OOZING WITH SPICY CHEESES AND CHICKEN. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPOTLE RANCH. FOR DIPPING. CHICKEN TENDERS……………………………………………………………………………………………………………$11.75 LIGHTLY BREADED & DEEP-FRIED TENDERS TOSSED IN YOUR CHOICE OF BUFFALO OR BBQ SAUCE, OR PLAIN. SERVED WITH CARROTS, CELERY, AND BLEU CHEESE DRESSING CHICKEN OR PULLED PORK QUESADILLA………………………………………………………………$12 DICED TOMATOES, MELTED CHEDDAR AND MOZZARELLA CHEESES AND YOUR CHOICE OF GRILLED CHICKEN OR PULLED PORK  IN A CRISP FLOUR  TORTILLA DRIZZLED WITH SOUR CREAM, TOPPED WITH SCALLIONS AND SERVED WITH A SIDE OF SALSA. THREE BEAN CHILI……………………………………………………………………………………………………………$8.75 A WARM BOWL OF GLUTEN FREE THREE BEAN CHILI TOPPED WITH SCALLIONS AND SERVED WITH OYSTER CRACKERS. ADD SHREDDED CHEDDAR FOR $1 WHITE TRASH POUTINE TOTS PLATE……………………………………………………………………$10 A BIG PLATE OF LIGHTLY FRIED TATER TOTS SMOTHERED WITH OUR SPICY CHEESE SAUCE, BEEF GRAVY AND SCALLIONS. WARNING: YOU WILL BE ADDICTED TO THESE!!

BURGERS

BURGERS ARE SERVED ON A TOASTED EGG BUN WITH LETTUCE, SLICED TOMATO & PICKLE.

OUR SIX OZ. GRILLED ANGUS BEEF STEAK BURGERS* ARE ALSO AVAILABLE AS TURKEY OR VEGGIE PATTY.

EVERY BURGER IS SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF FRENCH FRIES, POTATO CHIPS, TANGY COLESLAW OR HOMEMADE MASHED POTATOES. YOU MAY SUBSTITUTE A SIDE SALAD OR DAILY VEGETABLE FOR $2.00 EXTRA. 

(SORRY, SWEET POTATO FRIES ARE NOT AN OPTION!!!)

BARFLY BURGER………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………$9.25 BURGER. NOTHING BUT THE BASIC FRILLS. WITH AGED CHEDDAR OR SWISS………………………………………………………………………………………$10.25 CALIFORNIA BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………$11.75 TOPPED WITH AGED WHITE CHEDDAR, BACON AND FRESH AVOCADO. BACON & BLEU BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………………$10.75 TOPPED WITH BLEU CHEESE CRUMBLES AND CRISP BACON. BARBEQUE BACON BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………$10.75 TOPPED WITH AGED CHEDDAR, BACON AND OUR BOURBON BBQ SAUCE. PEANUT BUTTER BURGER……………………………………………………………………………$10.75 TOPPED WITH CRUNCHY OR SMOOTH PEANUT BUTTER. TRUST US IT’S GOOD. ADD SOME BACON FOR $1.25 CHILI CHEDDAR BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………………$10.75 TOPPED WITH THREE BEAN VEGGIE CHILI AND MELTED CHEDDAR CHEESE. REU-BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………$10 TOPPED WITH SAUERKRAUT, SWISS CHEESE AND THOUSAND ISLAND DRESSING. HOUSEMADE TURKEY BURGER………………………………………………………………………………$12 TOPPED WITH HAVARTI CHEESE, CRISPY BACON, BOOM BOOM SAUCE AND FRESH AVOCADO.

*BURGERS ARE COOKED TO ORDER. CONSUMING RAW OR UNDERCOOKED MEAT MAY INCREASE YOUR RISK OF FOOD BORNE ILLNESS.*