TODAY’S FUCKING SPECIALS
Updated 4/17/14

SOUP BITCH’S SPECIAL

Gluten Free Chicken Enchilada Stew $8.95
Topped with tortilla strips, diced tomatoes, & chopped scallions.


HOTDOG OF THE WEEK

The Mac and Cheese Dog!! $6.95
An all beef hotdog grilled and topped with our homemade mac and cheese. Served up on a buttered and toasted New England style bun with choice of side.
Suggested beer: Jack’s Abby Hoponius Union


MORE SPECIALS!

Southwest Pasta $11.95
A marathon favorite! Cavatappi pasta smothered in chipotle cheese sauce with chicken, black beans, corn, diced tomatoes, and scallions. Served with a side of buttered toast.
Suggested beer: Bukowski R.I.P. Series: Portico “Pulp”

Mozzarella Sticks $5.95
Brought back by popular demand!! Lightly fried breaded mozzarella cheese sticks. Served with a side of warm marinara for dipping.
Suggested beer: Jack’s Abby Smoked Marzen

Turkey Bacon Wrap $10.95
Grilled sliced turkey, crispy bacon, lettuce, diced tomatoes & chipotle mayo all wrapped up in a flour tortilla. Served with choice of side.
Suggested beer: Jack’s Abby Cascadian Schwarzbier

The Tuna Sandwich $7.95
The nam speaks for itself! A delicious tuna sandwich with lettuce, tomato, and a pickle. Served on Texas toast with choice of side.
Suggested beer: Jack’s Abby Hopstituion #3

Chicken Bomb $10.95
A twist on our steak bomb – shaved chicken grilled and topped with peppers, onions, and white trash cheese dip on a toasted baquette. Served with your choice of side.
Suggested beer: Jack’s Abby Mass Rising

VEGGIE OF THE DAY!!
Sautéed kale with garlic and olive oil

*TALES OF ORDINARY MADNESS*
Chef has gone crazy.
Our extraordinary menu is now inordinately cheap.
EVERY night after midnight! Come in for late night
food when EVERYTHING on our regular menu is only $5.99!
KITCHEN OPEN TILL 1AM SUN-WED AND 1:30 THUR-SAT
*EXCLUDING SPECIALS
*UPCHARGED ITEMS STILL APPLY


DON’T FORGET ABOUT TACO TUESDAY!
ASK YOUR SERVER FOR THIS WEEKS SELECTION OF TACOS!

CHINASKI SPECIALS

EACH DAY, HENRY CREATES A FRESH BATCH OF SOUP AND A FEW SPECIAL ITEMS.
CHECK THE BACK OF THE DRAFT LIST FOR TODAYS F*#@ING SPECIALS.

 

SOUP BITCH’S SPECIAL……………………………………………………………MARKET PRICE
CHECK THE FUCKING SPECIALS LIST TO SEE WHAT THE SOUP BITCH CAME UP WITH THIS TIME

(V) CAESAR SALAD……………………………………………………………………………………$8.75
ROMAINE LETTUCE, PARMESAN CHEESE, AND GARLIC CROUTONS ALL TOSSED WITH CAESAR DRESSING. (ADD CHICKEN FOR $3 EXTRA)

(V)  MAC & CHEESE……………………………………………………………………….$12.95
CAVATAPPI PASTA SMOTHERED IN OUR HOUSEMADE CHEDDAR, SWISS, BLUE CHEESE AND MOZARELLA CHEESE SAUCE TOPPED WITH PARMESAN CHEESE AND SERVED WITH A SIDE OF BUTTERED TOAST.
HAVE IT WITH CHICKEN, BACON, OR BROCCOLI FOR $2 each.

HANK’S ARRAY DOGS & SANDWICHES

EVERYTHING SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF FRENCH FRIES, POTATO CHIPS, TANGY COLESLAW OR HOMEMADE MASHED POTATOES. YOU MAY SUBSTITUTE A SIDE SALAD OR DAILY VEGETABLE FOR $2.00.

(SORRY, SWEET POTATO FRIES OR TOTS ARE NOT AN OPTION!!!)

ALL HOT DOG SELECTIONS ARE AVAILABLE VEGGIE STYLE AT NO EXTRA CHARGE.

BUKOWSKI MAD DOG…………………………………………………………………………………………………$5.75
A SIX INCH ALL BEEF HOT DOG ON A BUTTERED TOASTED BUN.
ADD A SECOND DOG FOR $3

CHILI CHEESE MAD DOG……………………………………………………………………………………………………$8.95
A MAD DOG, TOPPED WITH 3 BEAN VEGETABLE CHILI AND SHREDDED CHEDDAR CHEESE, ON A BUTTERED TOASTED BUN.
ADD A SECOND DOG FOR $3.

PULLED PORK SANDWICH………………………………………………………………………………………………$10
TENDER BEER BRAISED PULLED PORK SMOTHERED IN OUR BOURBON BBQ SAUCE, TOPPED WITH SPICY COLESLAW AND SERVED ON TEXAS TOAST.

TURKEY SWISS MELT…………………………………………………………………………………………… $10
SLICES OF HONEY GLAZED TURKEY GRILLED AND TOPPED WITH SWISS CHEESE, LETTUCE AND TOMATO SERVED ON TOASTED SOURDOUGH WITH CHIPOTLE MAYO.

STEAK BOMB………………………………………………………………………$11
SAUTEED SHAVED STEAK SMOTHERED IN OUR WHITE TRASH CHEESE DIP WITH ROASTED RED PEPPERS IN A TOASTED BAGUETTE.

THE ITALIAN JOB………………………………………………………………………$11
A WARM BAGUETTE STUFFED WITH CAPICOLA, SALAMI, MORTADELLA, PROVONE, TOMATOES, LETTUCE, PICKLES AND RED ONION TOPPED WITH AN HERB VINAIGRETTE AND CHERRY PEPPER RELISH.

VEGETARIAN MEATBALL SANDWICH…………………………………………………………………………………$11.25
TOASTED BAGUETTE FILLED WITH EGGPLANT “MEATBALLS” TOPPED WITH HOMEMADE MARINARA & MELTED MOZZARELLA CHEESE.

GOURMET GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH……………………………………………………………………………$10.25
MELTED HAVARTI CHEESE, AND SLICED TOMATOES  BETWEEN TOASTED SOURDOUGH BREAD.
ADD BACON OR AVOCADO FOR AN ADDITIONAL $1.25 each.

HANKS GRILLED CHICKEN SANDWICH…………………………………………………………………………………$11
A MARINATED 6oz BREAST GRILLED TO ORDER WITH MELTED SWISS, CRISPY BACON, CHIPOTLE MAYO, LETTUCE AND TOMATO ON TEXAS TOAST.

CHICKEN CAESAR WRAP………………………………………………………………………………………………………………$10
GRILLED CHICKEN, PARMESAN CHEESE, GARLIC CROUTONS, CAESAR DRESSING AND ROMAINE LETTUCE WRAPPED UP IN A LARGE FLOUR TORTILLA.

THE SALAMI CUBAN………………………………………………………………………………………………………………$12
PULLED PORK, HONEY HAM, SALAMI, MELTED SWISS CHEESE, AND PICKLES ON TOASTED FRENCH BREAD.WITH OUR SPECIAL SPICY SAUCE.

 

STARTERS

BASKET OF TATER TOTS…………………………………………………………………………………………$6
LIGHTLY FRIED TATER TOTS SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPOTLE MAYO.

SWEET POTATO FRIES……………………………………………………………………………………………………$7.25
A BASKET OF CRISPY SWEET POTATO FRIES SERVED WITH HONEY DIJON-HORSERADISH SAUCE.

WHITE TRASH CHEESE DIP………………………………………………………………………………………… $9.25
A WARM CONCOCTION OF AMERICAN CHEESE, GREEN CHILIS, JALAPENOS, DICED TOMATOES, AND DICED ONIONS.  SERVED TOPPED WITH TOMATOES AND SCALLIONS AND FRESH CORN TORTILLA CHIPS.

BUFFALO CHICKEN BALLS………………………………………………………………………………………… $5
THESE LIGHTLY FRIED BALLS ARE OOZING WITH SPICY CHEESES AND CHICKEN. SERVED WITH A SIDE OF CHIPOTLE RANCH. FOR DIPPING.

CHICKEN TENDERS……………………………………………………………………………………………………………$11.75
LIGHTLY BREADED & DEEP-FRIED TENDERS TOSSED IN YOUR CHOICE OF BUFFALO OR BBQ SAUCE, OR PLAIN. SERVED WITH CARROTS, CELERY, AND BLEU CHEESE DRESSING

CHICKEN OR PULLED PORK QUESADILLA………………………………………………………………$12
DICED TOMATOES, MELTED CHEDDAR AND MOZZARELLA CHEESES AND YOUR CHOICE OF GRILLED CHICKEN OR PULLED PORK  IN A CRISP FLOUR  TORTILLA DRIZZLED WITH SOUR CREAM, TOPPED WITH SCALLIONS AND SERVED WITH A SIDE OF SALSA.

THREE BEAN CHILI……………………………………………………………………………………………………………$8.75
A WARM BOWL OF GLUTEN FREE THREE BEAN CHILI TOPPED WITH SCALLIONS AND SERVED WITH OYSTER CRACKERS.
ADD SHREDDED CHEDDAR FOR $1

WHITE TRASH POUTINE TOTS PLATE……………………………………………………………………$10
A BIG PLATE OF LIGHTLY FRIED TATER TOTS SMOTHERED WITH OUR SPICY CHEESE SAUCE, BEEF GRAVY AND SCALLIONS. WARNING: YOU WILL BE ADDICTED TO THESE!!

 

BURGERS

BURGERS ARE SERVED ON A TOASTED EGG BUN WITH LETTUCE, SLICED TOMATO & PICKLE.

OUR SIX OZ. GRILLED ANGUS BEEF STEAK BURGERS* ARE ALSO AVAILABLE AS TURKEY OR VEGGIE PATTY.

EVERY BURGER IS SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF FRENCH FRIES, POTATO CHIPS, TANGY COLESLAW OR HOMEMADE MASHED POTATOES. YOU MAY SUBSTITUTE A SIDE SALAD OR DAILY VEGETABLE FOR $2.00 EXTRA. 

(SORRY, SWEET POTATO FRIES ARE NOT AN OPTION!!!)

BARFLY BURGER………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………$9.25
BURGER. NOTHING BUT THE BASIC FRILLS.
WITH AGED CHEDDAR OR SWISS………………………………………………………………………………………$10.25

CALIFORNIA BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………$11.75
TOPPED WITH AGED WHITE CHEDDAR, BACON AND FRESH AVOCADO.

BACON & BLEU BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………………$10.75
TOPPED WITH BLEU CHEESE CRUMBLES AND CRISP BACON.

BARBEQUE BACON BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………$10.75
TOPPED WITH AGED CHEDDAR, BACON AND OUR BOURBON BBQ SAUCE.

PEANUT BUTTER BURGER……………………………………………………………………………$10.75
TOPPED WITH CRUNCHY OR SMOOTH PEANUT BUTTER. TRUST US IT’S GOOD.
ADD SOME BACON FOR $1.25

CHILI CHEDDAR BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………………$10.75
TOPPED WITH THREE BEAN VEGGIE CHILI AND MELTED CHEDDAR CHEESE.

REU-BURGER……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………$10
TOPPED WITH SAUERKRAUT, SWISS CHEESE AND THOUSAND ISLAND DRESSING.

HOUSEMADE TURKEY BURGER………………………………………………………………………………$12
TOPPED WITH HAVARTI CHEESE, CRISPY BACON, BOOM BOOM SAUCE AND FRESH AVOCADO.

*BURGERS ARE COOKED TO ORDER. CONSUMING RAW OR UNDERCOOKED MEAT MAY INCREASE YOUR RISK OF FOOD BORNE ILLNESS.*