TODAY’S FUCKING SPECIALS
Updated 5/24/17

SALAD BITCH’S SPECIAL

New England Summer Salad $9.95
Mixed greens, diced tomatoes, roasted butternut squash, corn, roasted summer squash, black
beans, scallions and cotija cheese tossed with our spicy buttermilk ranch dressing.
IT’S DELICIOUS.

DOG OF THE WEEK

The Footlong German Style $9.95
An all beef foot long dog topped with fresh kraut, beer mustard and diced red onions.
All on a buttered and toasted New England style bun. Served with choice of side.

MORE SPECIALS!

Fried Pickles $5.95
Brought back by popular demand!! Lightly fried breaded and deep fried pickle chips.
Served with our spicy ranch for dipping.
Suggested beer: PBR

American Chop Suey with Jalapeños $11.95
An American classic! Tri-colored rotini pasta tossed with our homemade
spicy meat sauce. Served with toast.
Suggested beer: Idle Hands Brunhilda Dunkel

BBQ Hog Wings $10.95
Five hog wings (pork shanks) smothered in our house BBQ sauce. Served with a
side of blue cheese dressing for dipping. Share. Or not.
Suggested beer: Boulevard Ginger Lemon Radler

VEGETABLE OF THE DAY

   Grilled  Corn Cob with seasoning and butter

*TALES OF ORDINARY MADNESS* Chef has gone crazy. Our extraordinary menu is now inordinately cheap. EVERY night after midnight! Come in for late night food when EVERYTHING on our regular menu is only $6.99! KITCHEN OPEN TILL 1AM SUN-WED AND 1:30 THUR-SAT *EXCLUDING SPECIALS *UPCHARGED ITEMS STILL APPLY

PASS THAT BOWL

SOUP BITCH’S SPECIAL MARKET PRICE
CHECK THE FUCKING SPECIALS LIST TO SEE WHAT THE SOUP BITCH CAME UP WITH THIS TIME

MAC & CHEESE $12.95
CAVATAPPI PASTA SMOTHERED IN CHEDDAR, SWISS, BLUE CHEESE MOZARELLA, & PARMESAN WITH A SIDE OF BUTTERED TOAST.
+CHICKEN, BACON, OR BROCCOLI FOR $2 each.

THREE BEAN CHILI $9.00
GLUTEN FREE 3 BEAN CHILI
+SHREDDED CHEDDAR FIR A BUCK

CAESAR SALAD $8.95
ROMAINE, PARMESAN, & GARLIC CROUTONS.
+CHICKEN FOR $2

 

STARTERS

 

BASKET CASES

TATER TOTS $6.95
SIDE OF CHIPOTLE MAYO SAUCE.

SWEET POTATO TOTS $8.95
SIDE OF HONEY DIJON HORSERADISH SAUCE.

PLANTAINS $6.95
SIDE OF CARIBBEAN KETCHUP.

WHITE TRASH CHEESE DIP $9.95
A WARM CONCOCTION OF AMERICAN CHEESE, GREEN CHILIS, JALAPENOS, DICED TOMATOES, AND DICED ONIONS ON CORN TORTILLA CHIPS.

SHARING IS CARING

BUFFALO CHICKEN BALLS  $5.95
LIGHTLY FRIED, OOZING BALLS WITH SPICY CHEESES AND CHIPOTLE RANCH DIPPING SAUCE.

SAUTÉED VEGETABLE POT STICKERS  $7.95
EDAMAME, CABBAGE,C ARROTS, CORN, & MUSHROOM DUMPLINGS WITH A SIDE OF SWEET CHILI SAUCE.
*VEGAN* CONTAINS WHEAT & SOY

WHITE TRASH POUTINE TOTS PLATE $10.95
SPICY CHEESE SAUCE, BEEF GRAVY, & SCALLIONS.
WARNING: YOU WILL BE ADDICTED TO THESE!

CHICKEN OR PULLED PORK QUESADILLA $12.00
DICED TOMATOES, CHEDDAR & MOZZARELLA, GRILLED CHICKEN OR PULLED PORK, CRISP FLOUR TORTILLA, SCALLIONS, & SOUR CREAM DRIZZLE WITH A SIDE OF SALSA.

CHICKEN TENDERS $12.00
DEEP-FRIED TENDERS, YOUR CHOICE OF BUFFALO OR BBQ SAUCE, CARROTS, CELERY, AND BLEU CHEESE DRESSING.

 

HANK’S ARRAY DOGS & SANDWICHES

EVERYTHING SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF FRENCH FRIES, POTATO CHIPS, TANGY COLESLAW OR HOMEMADE MASHED POTATOES. YOU MAY SUBSTITUTE A SIDE SALAD OR DAILY VEGETABLE FOR $2.00.

(SORRY, SWEET POTATO TOTS OR TOTS ARE NOT AN OPTION!!!)

ALL HOT DOG SELECTIONS ARE AVAILABLE VEGGIE STYLE AT NO EXTRA CHARGE.

BUKOWSKI MAD DOG $5.95
A SIX INCH ALL BEEF HOT DOG ON A NEW ENGLAND STYLE BUN. ADD A SECOND DOG FOR $3

CHILI CHEESE MAD DOG $8.95
A MAD DOG, TOPPED WITH 3 BEAN VEGETABLE CHILI AND SHREDDED CHEDDAR CHEESE, ON A NEW ENGLAND STYLE BUN. ADD A SECOND DOG FOR $3.

VEGETARIAN MEATBALL SANDWICH $11.25
EGGPLANT “MEATBALLS,” HOUSEMADE MARINARA & MELTED MOZZARELLA ON A TOASTED BAGUETTE.

GOURMET GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH $10.25
HAVARTI CHEESE, AND SLICED TOMATOES ON SOURDOUGH. ADD BACON OR AVOCADO FOR AN ADDITIONAL $1.25 each.

GRILLED TURKEY SWISS MELT $11.95
SLICED HONEY, TURKEY, SWISS CHEESE, CARAMELIZED ONIONS, & CHIPOTLE MAYO ON SOURDOUGH.

CHICKEN CAESAR WRAP $11.95
GRILLED CHICKEN, PARMESAN, ROMAINE LETTUCE, GARLIC CROUTONS, AND CAESAR DRESSING ON A FLOUR TORTILLA.

CHICKEN BOMB $11.95
SAUTEED SHAVED CHICKEN SMOTHERED IN WHITE TRASH CHEESE DIP, ROASTED RED PEPPERS & CARAMELIZED ONIONS ON A BAGUETTE.

STEAK BOMB $12.95
SAUTEED SHAVED STEAK SMOTHERED IN WHITE TRASH CHEESE DIP, ROASTED RED PEPPERS & CARAMELIZED ONIONS ON A TOASTED BAGUETTE.

PULLED PORK SANDWICH $11.95
BEER BRAISED PULLED PORK, HOUSEMADE BOURBON BBQ SAUCE,& SPICY COLESLAW ON TEXAS TOAST.

THE CUBAN $12.95
PULLED PORK, CAPICOLA, MELTED SWISS CHEESE, PICKLES, & OUR SPICY SAUCE ON FRENCH BREAD.

BURGERS

BURGERS ARE SERVED ON A TOASTED POTATO BUN WITH LETTUCE, SLICED TOMATO & PICKLE.

OUR 6 OZ. GRILLED ANGUS BEEF STEAK BURGERS* ARE ALSO AVAILABLE AS TURKEY OR VEGGIE PATTY.

EVERY BURGER IS SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF FRENCH FRIES, POTATO CHIPS, TANGY COLESLAW OR HOMEMADE MASHED POTATOES. YOU MAY SUBSTITUTE A SIDE SALAD OR DAILY VEGETABLE FOR $2.00 EXTRA. 

(SORRY, SWEET POTATO TOTS ARE NOT AN OPTION!!!)

BARFLY BURGER $9.95
NOTHING BUT THE BASIC FRILLS.

CALIFORNIA BURGER $12.95
AGED WHITE CHEDDAR, BACON AND FRESH AVOCADO.

BACON & BLEU BURGER $12.95
BLEU CHEESE CRUMBLES AND CRISP BACON.

BARBEQUE BACON BURGER $11.95
AGED CHEDDAR & BACON

PEANUT BUTTER BURGER $10.95
CRUNCHY OR SMOOTH PEANUT BUTTER. TRUST US IT’S GOOD. & WAY BETTER WITH BACON.

CHILI CHEDDAR BURGER $11.95
3 BEAN CHILI & CHEDDAR CHEESE.

HOUSEMADE TURKEY BURGER $12.95
HAVARTI CHEESE, CRISPY BACON, BOOM BOOM SAUCE AND FRESH AVOCADO.

+AGED CHEDDAR, HAVARTI, OR SWISS FOR A BUCK
+BACON TO ANY BURGER FOR $1.95

*BURGERS ARE COOKED TO ORDER. CONSUMING RAW OR UNDERCOOKED MEAT MAY INCREASE YOUR RISK OF FOOD BORNE ILLNESS.*