TODAY’S FUCKING SPECIALS
Updated 4/27/16

SALAD OF THE WEEK $8.95

Baby spinach, goat cheese, sundried tomatoes, black beans, brussel sprouts and
and avocado all tossed together with olive oil, balsamic reduction, salt and pepper. (Vegetarian)

DOG OF THE WEEK

The Chorizo Dog $8.95
An all beef grilled dog topped with grilled chorizo bites and chipotle mayo on a buttered toasted New England style bun.
Served with your choice of a side.
Suggested beer: Banner ESB
MORE SPECIALS! 
Fried Ravioli App $5.95
5 cheese fileld lightly breaded and fried ravioli. Served with a side of warm marinara.
Suggested beer: PBR
The Reu Pastrami Sammy $11.95
Sliced lean black pastrami with melted Swiss cheese, 1000island dressing, saurkraut
on buttered and toasted sourdough with your choice of a side.
Suggested beer: Captain Lawrence Sunblock IPA
White Trash Burger $12.95
A burger cooked to order topped ith bacon, onion rings, white trash cheese sauce, lettuce, tomato, and pickle all on a toasted bun.
Suggested beer: Labatts
 
VEGETABLE OF THE DAY
Sauteed Brussel Sprouts.

*TALES OF ORDINARY MADNESS* Chef has gone crazy. Our extraordinary menu is now inordinately cheap. EVERY night after midnight! Come in for late night food when EVERYTHING on our regular menu is only $6.99! KITCHEN OPEN TILL 1AM SUN-WED AND 1:30 THUR-SAT *EXCLUDING SPECIALS *UPCHARGED ITEMS STILL APPLY

PASS THAT BOWL

SOUP BITCH’S SPECIAL MARKET PRICE
CHECK THE FUCKING SPECIALS LIST TO SEE WHAT THE SOUP BITCH CAME UP WITH THIS TIME

MAC & CHEESE $12.95
CAVATAPPI PASTA SMOTHERED IN CHEDDAR, SWISS, BLUE CHEESE MOZARELLA, & PARMESAN WITH A SIDE OF BUTTERED TOAST.
+CHICKEN, BACON, OR BROCCOLI FOR $2 each.

THREE BEAN CHILI $9.00
GLUTEN FREE 3 BEAN CHILI
+SHREDDED CHEDDAR FIR A BUCK

CAESAR SALAD $8.95
ROMAINE, PARMESAN, & GARLIC CROUTONS.
+CHICKEN FOR $2

 

STARTERS

 

BASKET CASES

TATER TOTS $6.95
SIDE OF CHIPOTLE MAYO SAUCE.

SWEET POTATO TOTS $8.95
SIDE OF HONEY DIJON HORSERADISH SAUCE.

PLANTAINS $6.95
SIDE OF CARIBBEAN KETCHUP.

WHITE TRASH CHEESE DIP $9.95
A WARM CONCOCTION OF AMERICAN CHEESE, GREEN CHILIS, JALAPENOS, DICED TOMATOES, AND DICED ONIONS ON CORN TORTILLA CHIPS.

SHARING IS CARING

BUFFALO CHICKEN BALLS  $5.95
LIGHTLY FRIED, OOZING BALLS WITH SPICY CHEESES AND CHIPOTLE RANCH DIPPING SAUCE.

SAUTÉED VEGETABLE POT STICKERS  $7.95
EDAMAME, CABBAGE,C ARROTS, CORN, & MUSHROOM DUMPLINGS WITH A SIDE OF SWEET CHILI SAUCE.
*VEGAN* CONTAINS WHEAT & SOY

WHITE TRASH POUTINE TOTS PLATE $10.95
SPICY CHEESE SAUCE, BEEF GRAVY, & SCALLIONS.
WARNING: YOU WILL BE ADDICTED TO THESE!

CHICKEN OR PULLED PORK QUESADILLA $12.00
DICED TOMATOES, CHEDDAR & MOZZARELLA, GRILLED CHICKEN OR PULLED PORK, CRISP FLOUR TORTILLA, SCALLIONS, & SOUR CREAM DRIZZLE WITH A SIDE OF SALSA.

CHICKEN TENDERS $12.00
DEEP-FRIED TENDERS, YOUR CHOICE OF BUFFALO OR BBQ SAUCE, CARROTS, CELERY, AND BLEU CHEESE DRESSING.

 

HANK’S ARRAY DOGS & SANDWICHES

EVERYTHING SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF FRENCH FRIES, POTATO CHIPS, TANGY COLESLAW OR HOMEMADE MASHED POTATOES. YOU MAY SUBSTITUTE A SIDE SALAD OR DAILY VEGETABLE FOR $2.00.

(SORRY, SWEET POTATO TOTS OR TOTS ARE NOT AN OPTION!!!)

ALL HOT DOG SELECTIONS ARE AVAILABLE VEGGIE STYLE AT NO EXTRA CHARGE.

BUKOWSKI MAD DOG $5.95
A SIX INCH ALL BEEF HOT DOG ON A NEW ENGLAND STYLE BUN. ADD A SECOND DOG FOR $3

CHILI CHEESE MAD DOG $8.95
A MAD DOG, TOPPED WITH 3 BEAN VEGETABLE CHILI AND SHREDDED CHEDDAR CHEESE, ON A NEW ENGLAND STYLE BUN. ADD A SECOND DOG FOR $3.

VEGETARIAN MEATBALL SANDWICH $11.25
EGGPLANT “MEATBALLS,” HOUSEMADE MARINARA & MELTED MOZZARELLA ON A TOASTED BAGUETTE.

GOURMET GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH $10.25
HAVARTI CHEESE, AND SLICED TOMATOES ON SOURDOUGH. ADD BACON OR AVOCADO FOR AN ADDITIONAL $1.25 each.

GRILLED TURKEY SWISS MELT $11.95
SLICED HONEY, TURKEY, SWISS CHEESE, CARAMELIZED ONIONS, & CHIPOTLE MAYO ON SOURDOUGH.

CHICKEN CAESAR WRAP $11.95
GRILLED CHICKEN, PARMESAN, ROMAINE LETTUCE, GARLIC CROUTONS, AND CAESAR DRESSING ON A FLOUR TORTILLA.

CHICKEN BOMB $11.95
SAUTEED SHAVED CHICKEN SMOTHERED IN WHITE TRASH CHEESE DIP, ROASTED RED PEPPERS & CARAMELIZED ONIONS ON A BAGUETTE.

STEAK BOMB $12.95
SAUTEED SHAVED STEAK SMOTHERED IN WHITE TRASH CHEESE DIP, ROASTED RED PEPPERS & CARAMELIZED ONIONS ON A TOASTED BAGUETTE.

PULLED PORK SANDWICH $11.95
BEER BRAISED PULLED PORK, HOUSEMADE BOURBON BBQ SAUCE,& SPICY COLESLAW ON TEXAS TOAST.

THE CUBAN $12.95
PULLED PORK, CAPICOLA, MELTED SWISS CHEESE, PICKLES, & OUR SPICY SAUCE ON FRENCH BREAD.

BURGERS

BURGERS ARE SERVED ON A TOASTED POTATO BUN WITH LETTUCE, SLICED TOMATO & PICKLE.

OUR 6 OZ. GRILLED ANGUS BEEF STEAK BURGERS* ARE ALSO AVAILABLE AS TURKEY OR VEGGIE PATTY.

EVERY BURGER IS SERVED WITH YOUR CHOICE OF FRENCH FRIES, POTATO CHIPS, TANGY COLESLAW OR HOMEMADE MASHED POTATOES. YOU MAY SUBSTITUTE A SIDE SALAD OR DAILY VEGETABLE FOR $2.00 EXTRA. 

(SORRY, SWEET POTATO TOTS ARE NOT AN OPTION!!!)

BARFLY BURGER $9.95
NOTHING BUT THE BASIC FRILLS.

CALIFORNIA BURGER $12.95
AGED WHITE CHEDDAR, BACON AND FRESH AVOCADO.

BACON & BLEU BURGER $12.95
BLEU CHEESE CRUMBLES AND CRISP BACON.

BARBEQUE BACON BURGER $11.95
AGED CHEDDAR & BACON

PEANUT BUTTER BURGER $10.95
CRUNCHY OR SMOOTH PEANUT BUTTER. TRUST US IT’S GOOD. & WAY BETTER WITH BACON.

CHILI CHEDDAR BURGER $11.95
3 BEAN CHILI & CHEDDAR CHEESE.

HOUSEMADE TURKEY BURGER $12.95
HAVARTI CHEESE, CRISPY BACON, BOOM BOOM SAUCE AND FRESH AVOCADO.

+AGED CHEDDAR, HAVARTI, OR SWISS FOR A BUCK
+BACON TO ANY BURGER FOR $1.95

*BURGERS ARE COOKED TO ORDER. CONSUMING RAW OR UNDERCOOKED MEAT MAY INCREASE YOUR RISK OF FOOD BORNE ILLNESS.*